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You Exist

So Do We

There Is Nothing Else

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Nobody Knows What The Obelisk Is.

We cannot know. The Obelisk defies knowing.

But Everybody Knows It Matters.

Because in an uncaring world, we get to choose what matters.

We’ve Chosen You.

You matter to us. You are unique. You are special.

You can change the world in wonderful and frightening ways.

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  • Great Way To Meet People!

    I met some lovely people at the Obelisk bimillennial meet up. We’ve decided to start a community garden project together. I’m looking forward to seeing what we can produce.

  • Love the Church of the Obelisk.

    They helped me meet my wife.

  • I love the Church of the Obelisk

    They’re a genuinely supportive and lovely group. All of you weirdos need to calm down though. This is clearly a satirical religious organization. IT’S A JOKE PEOPLE!

  • Idk what all this is about?

    But tbh the vibes are pretty fun. I think I recommend.

  • My husband and I have been trying for a child for 4 years.

    We went to an Obelisk meeting and now we have two with one more on the way.

    Tanner is really funny. Janice is good at mafth and we’re going to name the third baby “The Obelisk”

  • I got an A+ on my essay when my professor quit their job and ran into the woods.

    Neat. Idk if that’s related orrr

  • I had a very nasty case of dermatitis that covered 75% of my face.

    My poor face was red, raw and ultra dry and scaly. I still have all of that, but at least I have a better sense of my place in the world. Thank u Church of the Obelisk

  • CHRUCH OF THE OBELISK HELP ME UNDERSTAND MY BUSINEDSESS HOMEWORK

    TYSM

    Help

  • I just won $60 in scratch tickets

    And I know that wasn't the obelisk but also I think it’s still related. Hahah.

  • IM 78 YEARS YOUNG MY HEARING NOT SO GOOD ANYMORE BUT JANICE SAYS THAT THIS IS NORMAL PART OF AGING I CAN STILL PARTY WITH THE BEST OF THEM AND LOVE MY COUNTRY. 5 STARS.

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  • My only complaint is that I didn't discover the Church of the Obelisk sooner.

  • I made a new friend.

    Great church! Attractive Obelisk! Tasty Potluck!

  • I got a bunch of buddies from work to come to an Obelisk ritualistic pondering enrichment session.

    We’re already looking for ways to integrate this into our workflow.  HR is putting up resistance but I have faith.

  • This McDonald's is always out of my Fillet O Fish.

    Why do you even have a McDonald's if you cannot have your menu full of fish? I’m never coming here again. 0/10

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  • The Obelisk ate my baby.

    Which to clarify is good. I did NOT like him

  • I’m closer with my kids than ever.

    Hard to do in this age when all they care about are their phones and minecraft but I did it, they love me and I love the obelisk

  • Honestly I think the Obeliskian philosophy is great

    Sort of an optimistic nihilism that centers your own autonomy and the beauty of the world we live in. I think it’s really refreshing to find something like this in our current world.

  • John?

    If you can hear us. It's your mom and dad. We miss you very much. Grandma asks us where you’ve gone and I don't know what to tell her. I hope you are reading this. If this isn’t John, then we like the church of the obelisk very much they are a good community with good values. Thank you church for letting us ask about john here

  • My favorite part about the Church of the Obelisk is

    The Obelisk

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